Mumbai, April 29th: In a shocking new development, the Bachchans have finally been charged with Indecent behaviour in public. While there have been multiple occasions in the past where the Bachchan family outght to have been found guilty of such improper conduct, this time their collective effort at indecency and idiocy has finally brought about this charge. When our correspondent caught up with Bachchan Sr, he made the following comment "I have been repeatedly trying to establish the fact that I am a bonafide moron but the public did not register the fact. I even made a plethora of movies like Toofan, Ajooba, Aks & BOOM to cement my legacy as the longest standing idiot in Indian Cinema but was unable to make a dent". Bachchan Sr. is now glad that he has finally been able to achieve his long time dream of proving to the world that the entire Bachchan clan is full of thoughtless incompetents.
(The Bachchans collectively displaying their stupidity
in public to put all speculation to rest)
in public to put all speculation to rest)
"I am so glad that I was able to beam and grin so idiotically while being indecent" added a visibly ecstatic Aishwarya Rai. Bachchan Jr. on the other hand was far les jubiliant. "While I was unable to fully contribute to this momentous occasion with a foolish expression, I nonetheless am glad that I atleast was able to wear a t-shirt that 80% of the population would not want to be found dead in" said a smug looking Bachchan Jr before running off to sign a 4 part sequel to his immensely intolerable Drona. The only member of the clan who was unable establish her foolishness with the Bachchan patended "Public Middle Finger Salute" was Jaya Bachchan. "Though I do apologize for not being able to participate in the proceedings with complete actions and expressions, I nonetheless made up for it with my now famous 'Idiot' smile that completely catches the viewer unaware whether Im having diarrhoea or constipation or whether Im having a seizure or whether Im just downright ugly" chirped a proud Jaya Bachchan before running away singing "Ek Doosre se, Karte hai pyar hum" with both her middle fingers raised high above her head.
(Bachchan Sr re-emphasizing his act of idiotic obscenity to ensure no errors this time)
This well thought out action by the entire Bachchan family finally provides Bachchan senior with the recognition that he has sought ever since he started spotting the ridiculous white french beard and black hair.
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