I do not wash my hands after using a public/common restroom. Yes, I do not and I never will. Most good samaritan fine citizens would immediately cringe at this and say "chee chee" or "dude! thats gross" or some other fantastic phrase like that. But first let me explain.
I walk into a public restroom, pull my dick out of my pants and take a leak. Im holding MY dick. Its MY dick and I know exactly where its been. Whether its been in my right hand or inside some super hot woman (its always one of the two I guarantee), I am the sole owner of my member and I have a complete detailed report on where its been. But on the other hand, I have no information whatsoever on where the other dicks have been. The guy pissing litres of urine standing next to me while whistling the tune from the Hutch ad could have just had sex with a Pug or something. I have absolutely no idea where any of the other dicks in the restroom, except for my own, have been. Its not something I want to contemplate, but its certainly a risk I do not wish to take! For all you know, the last 5 people who were grabbing their dicks and then went to wash their hands could have had sex with a rabid dog, had anal sex with a Hepatitis patient, gotten a blowjob from a Eunuch behind the railway station, received a handjob from a lepper or could have multiple warts on their scrotum and shaft, or been in an orgy with multiple hamsters, in no particular order.
Now all of these people use the tap in the public restroom to 'WASH THEIR HANDS' so they can be CLEAN! Me? No thank you. I trust my dick a lot more than I trust yours (even though most times he doesnt obey me and also overrules my brain). Hence, I grab my dick, I piss and I walk out without washing my hands because I stay cleaner and safer that way! Think about it!
P.S - This obviously doesnt apply to restrooms with that sensor shit in the washbasin where you have to perform a Tai Chi dance below the nozzle before the water starts flowing and then stops right when you are about to start washing properly.
I walk into a public restroom, pull my dick out of my pants and take a leak. Im holding MY dick. Its MY dick and I know exactly where its been. Whether its been in my right hand or inside some super hot woman (its always one of the two I guarantee), I am the sole owner of my member and I have a complete detailed report on where its been. But on the other hand, I have no information whatsoever on where the other dicks have been. The guy pissing litres of urine standing next to me while whistling the tune from the Hutch ad could have just had sex with a Pug or something. I have absolutely no idea where any of the other dicks in the restroom, except for my own, have been. Its not something I want to contemplate, but its certainly a risk I do not wish to take! For all you know, the last 5 people who were grabbing their dicks and then went to wash their hands could have had sex with a rabid dog, had anal sex with a Hepatitis patient, gotten a blowjob from a Eunuch behind the railway station, received a handjob from a lepper or could have multiple warts on their scrotum and shaft, or been in an orgy with multiple hamsters, in no particular order.
Now all of these people use the tap in the public restroom to 'WASH THEIR HANDS' so they can be CLEAN! Me? No thank you. I trust my dick a lot more than I trust yours (even though most times he doesnt obey me and also overrules my brain). Hence, I grab my dick, I piss and I walk out without washing my hands because I stay cleaner and safer that way! Think about it!
P.S - This obviously doesnt apply to restrooms with that sensor shit in the washbasin where you have to perform a Tai Chi dance below the nozzle before the water starts flowing and then stops right when you are about to start washing properly.
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This is good :) I'd share it if i knew how! lol....
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