Socially Conscious People can be irritating...

Ever come across people who walk around as if they are the re-incarnation of the Buddha or Jesus Christ and think they will change the world by preaching their love for all living things etc? Im sure all of you have. These are the kind of people who cant watch suffering in this world and are willing to dedicate the entire lives - not for their upliftment - but entirely to piss the living hell out of all the people around them by re-emphasising repeatedly again and again about how kind-hearted and caring they are and how they actually empathize with the destitute and downtrodden. Such people need to dunked ass first into a bucket of acid! Let me give you an example :-

A bunch of us were having lunch at a restaurant and as is the case often, we ended up ordering a little too much. Atleast the item I ordered was extra and I had a lot of it on my plate and was finding it difficult to finish it. So by the time all of were done, there was some food still left on my plate that I was unable to finish, so I was 'wasting' it. Suddenly Mr.Raja Ram Mohan Roy Theresa Mandela (We will refer to him as CaringHeart) sitting next to me looks at my plate, makes a face only a mother could love and says, "You are wasting that???". I looked at him and said "Yeah. Im too full and cant eat another bite". At this point, Caring heart says "Its not right to waste food! Its wrong!". I looked at him helplessly and said, "I know Caringheart, but unfortunately Im overtly stuffed right now and if I eat another bite Ill probably throw up the last bite and everything else Ive eaten onto your measly face and then, THAT, would really be wasting!". CaringHeart goes "You are not supposed to do that man! Its bad! Do you know how many people are starving in Somalia and Ethiopia???". I lost it. I went "Oh really dipshit?? They really are starving in Somalia and Ethiopia is it?? In that case, Fuckface, do me a favour, why dont you parcel this food that Im wasting here and courier it to them huh?? Since your CaringAss bleeds so badly for them why dont you permanently move there and offer yourself as sacrifice huh? Would save us from lot of horseshit that you keep generating!"

Where the hell do these people mutate from?