Terrorism...with a twist

Before you go about assuming this is again one of those opinionated soul searching diatribes about terrorism and its evils, let me get one thing straight. This is nothing to do with that kind of terrorism. I am talking about 'Mental Terrorism'.
Men.tal Ter.ror.ism [men tal ter-uh-riz-uh-m] - noun. 1) The use of extreme stupidity or idiocy or threats of exhibiting maximum retardation to coerce or suppress others, could be for any reason

I have been regularly oppressed by mental terrorism through all walks of my life. The latest being my 2 year tryst with my MBA college where big time supremos and leaders of major terrorist organisations practiced extreme guerilla warfare while unleashing detonations (also knows as 'statements' in this case) on us unsuspecting fellow class-mates and subjecting them to unconditional surrender for lack of any response. I shall highlight a few examples in the following paragraphs.
The entire class was innocently sitting, minding its own business, paying as little attention as possible to the professor who was avidly discussing a case that nobody gave a fuck about! We normal people sitting in the back of the class preaching the below picture:

An interesting factoid that is worth noting here is that almost all mental terrorists usually occupy the front benches and attack so that the detonation can have maximum dissemination.
So while this wonderful case which ranked a ZERO on the "Giveafuckometer" was being discussed, a supremely skilled mental terrorist suddenly launched a massive attack by saying "But ma'am! I think the manager for trying to SOOTHIFY the employees!". While the rest of us were still recovering from this moronous attack, he followed it up with an even more powerful detonation - "I think SOOTHIFICATION is the key to preventing a strike!". No shit Einstein! I am a tamilian, come down here to the back row and I will introduce you to whole new level of soothification - tamilian style (my tamilian friends should get this one).

This next attack was pure guerilla style - by a mental terrorist who definitely measured 2 x 2 x 2 and could easily be disguised as a sphere on all planes. This sadistic moron decided to unleash her attack on the class at the most inopportune moment - when she wasnt even asked to do so or even asked for her opinion. A professor asked us to define 'statistics'. The rest of the population was still considering what answer to give when this high qualified mental terrorist who claimed to be a statistics major and having received highest levels of training in all attack forms in that domain, decided to unleash a suicide bomb mental attack on the class. Her response "Sir, statistics is the method of collecting and putting numbers and figures together and then statistically trying to make something out of it". WTF?? WTF kind of a piss-poor response is that? This terrorist who was the product of a broken condom and a failed abortion terrorized half the class into passing out with her sheer skill in stupidity. Suicide attack. Why? Because the professor coolly went "Hot Air Balloon!" - which aptly described the terrorist's physical appearance.

Watch this space....more to come :)