Dark Knights!

The Einstein re-incarnates of the planet who brilliant might have deduced that this post could somehow have a reference to Batman will be disappointed. Infact, while Batman comes at night and destroys villians (and is a white guy to boot), these champion 'Dark Knights' attack in the day time and destroy people, systematically pulverizin perfectly capable brains into feeble submission with their supreme levels of idiocy, retardation and incessant drivel. Heard the expression Tall, Dark and Handsome? Well these shitfaces are neither tall nor handsome but they do have the darkness factor in abundant levels. So, in essence, this is about the slobbering ramblings of disfunctional brainstems and not about the adventures of caped crusaders. Without further delay.....

One of the biggest problems of an MBA programme is the number of presentations that you have to tolerate, endure and suffer through from your colleagues. While you are mentally prepared for this to an extent, you assume that the nonsense factor would stay within acceptable limits. This faith was put to the most gruelling of tests in my last class. For a presentation that was supposed to last 20 minutes, any living thing with an iota of common sense would try and keep the number of slides to under 25-30. But our hero of the day, the mental midget in question, had no such taste for common sense or intelligence. This defective braincell decides an appropriate number of slides somewhere between 60-65, meaning he gets 3 times as much time and opportunity to spray his diarrhoea into the air in class.

While my usual deviating tangential mind had drifted into oblivion thinking about why a carnivorous hippo from West Bengal would be with a Midas re-incarnate bucktooth from the Kerala Tamilnadu border or Vijay Mallya confusing his latest business decisions between 'brash eccentric billionaire' and 'lunacy' or the sheer incompetence of some of the people in my class that amazes me that they are able to find the way out of their hostel rooms, when I was suddenly brought down to earth by the faggotiest of voices - A voice so gay, it was would have been selected on first go for dubbing for the entire Brokeback Mountain cast - so gay that Karan Johar would be Amitabh Bachchan compared to this. The monotonous monstrosity of gay-power continued for over 50 minutes during which 3 students passed out, 2 girls suddenly got their periods in the middle of their cycle, one student tried to jump out of the window but unfortunately the grill wouldnt let him, so he tried repeatedly and ended up being shitfaced by the end of it (not sure if it was from the banging against the grill or the presentation), 2 male students displayed symptoms of PMS and I suddenly felt that the Hindu Gods just didnt have enough temples for Yama.

I just want to scream out to this unfortunate misguided soul - Your parents didnt intend to have you! Your mother wasted a perfectly good birth on you! You have a face only a mother could love!

GOD! Such unfortunate people should be kept out of public view!!